Disclaimer: The following letter is my lettter for my dear 2 years long wife called A lvls. It may contain some explict contents (So not me can? HAHA) and it is highly recommended that children under 10 do not read it.

But who cares about those above 10. Now hear it goes...



Dear A lvls,

It has been 2 fucking years. I cannot forget the pain you have brought to me for these 2 years. The sufferings and those fucking moments where you rape the hell out of me. You abusive lover, everyday when i go home, you screw me with notes, TYS and tutorials and those evil concepts of yours.

You know? I have been into depression because of you. Because of you, I have been doubting myself, been thinking so much about my future. Seriously, what's so great about you? I date you because of a cert only you know? You think i love you so much?

But well, everything has a positive side. I must thank you because you made me realise that i have alot of friends who care for me. I also have to thank you, because if not for you, I will not be ableo to know that my friends and seniors are so great, and i would not be able to know that my teachers are the BEST in this whole wide world.

Again, if not for A lvls, i will not make great CASTORIANS frens and other MJC friends. I really thank you for that. But however, i think the pain you brought upon me outweighs the joy. Today, i am just gonna bring away those happy moments with me. Those moments where you gave me so much stress and pain, i will never remember them.

Hope you enjoyed this 2 weeks where i fucked you up down left right. Guess you must be sad right? Cos you are not able to slaughter me completely after these 2 years. TOO BAD! I overcame your evil plans to fuck me with your evil auras.

Now, you lose A lvls. Cos i took away your virginity and i now OFFICIALLY DECLARE that you are out of my world. But don't worry, i believe that you still have alot of JC students in singapore where you can screw in the future. Hope you enjoyed the pleasure i brought to you and You indeed too have given me a great time.

I will nv forget those moments.

A lvls, goodbye. (o 3 o) My goodbye kiss for ya!


PS: Our marriage certificate (a.k.a THe Entry Proff), i have already tore it 1cm by 1 cm. We now no longer owe each other ANYTHING!


Last words for you...

I can see myself get over you, I can feel myself again.
And i have made it through everything and today...
I DON"T NEED YOU!



Signing Off.

Your ex-husband

Larry


This letter is inspired by the great and sexy star TATA HAN a.k.a Jannah Han haha! :P